a young jewish musician who only replies to his amazing friend lisa's texts when he's bored or about to fall asleep. he also chooses to randomly poke her in the hallways, and then make a run for it before she can even say hi. oh and he also likes her and jschoug's nachos/milkshakes.

-yo i texted that kid, no reply of course!
-such a Brendan DiStefano eh

Brendan DiStefano by annieonniemoose. November 12, 2010

dalton distefano

Nice boy that is young at heart and has a huge cock that will pleasure any pussy.

"I'd let Dalton Distefano fuck me!"

dalton distefano by Dalton Distefano January 20, 2017

Cuba Di Stefano

gibberish for retard

damn that furry is a Cuba Di Stefano

Cuba Di Stefano by monkey :? May 17, 2022

destefano

A inbred hilljack who lives in the mountains and poops in a hole in the ground. Rare sightings of this speciman have been seen at fat tuesday's.

little boys should not walk through the woods alone for fear of the destefano

destefano by wadem December 31, 2003

Destefanis sundae swirl

1. when a girl inserts an icicle into her anus, and removes it so that the icicle is covered in a chocolate swirl to be used as a fudgesicle for her man
2. the resulting fudgesicle from such an act

There's nothing like a Destefanis sundae swirl on a hot, summer day.

Destefanis sundae swirl by Juanito Perro April 7, 2010

destefano

Any older model Ford Mustang that sounds, mean, looks mean, but is actually very slow.

My Blazer could take him in the quarter, he's got a destefano.

destefano by G. Hootlanger April 16, 2004

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026