Distefano

A derogatory term used during parties when describing someone who is an ultra lightweight.

"dude im so wasted"
"bro, you had four beers, your such a distefano."

by koolmanwowo July 07, 2009

Brendan DiStefano

a young jewish musician who only replies to his amazing friend lisa's texts when he's bored or about to fall asleep. he also chooses to randomly poke her in the hallways, and then make a run for it before she can even say hi. oh and he also likes her and jschoug's nachos/milkshakes.

-yo i texted that kid, no reply of course!
-such a Brendan DiStefano eh

by annieonniemoose. November 11, 2010

dalton distefano

Nice boy that is young at heart and has a huge cock that will pleasure any pussy.

"I'd let Dalton Distefano fuck me!"

by Dalton Distefano January 21, 2017