destefano 

A inbred hilljack who lives in the mountains and poops in a hole in the ground. Rare sightings of this speciman have been seen at fat tuesday's.

little boys should not walk through the woods alone for fear of the destefano

destefano by wadem December 31, 2003

destefano 

Any older model Ford Mustang that sounds, mean, looks mean, but is actually very slow.

My Blazer could take him in the quarter, he's got a destefano.

destefano by G. Hootlanger April 16, 2004

estefano 

meaning of a hot person with a lot of love to give and can be very sexy when he wants

how cute of you, you`r a estefano

estefano by Estefano April 11, 2008

Destranormative

Assuming that everyone is right-handed

"I got some new golf clubs. Want my old ones?"
"Dude, destranormative!

Destranormative by Not a Criminal May 5, 2020

Distefano 

A derogatory term used during parties when describing someone who is an ultra lightweight.

"dude im so wasted"
"bro, you had four beers, your such a distefano."

Distefano by koolmanwowo July 7, 2009

Destefanis sundae swirl 

1. when a girl inserts an icicle into her anus, and removes it so that the icicle is covered in a chocolate swirl to be used as a fudgesicle for her man
2. the resulting fudgesicle from such an act

There's nothing like a Destefanis sundae swirl on a hot, summer day.

Destefanis sundae swirl by Juanito Perro April 7, 2010

Estefano 

Good at Most things normal person and mostly mexican

Estefano Is Mexican and Savege

Estefano by Heyisheyfris June 29, 2017