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Dispantia 

(noun) The medical condition, which often afflicts males on television, where one is unable to remember if one is wearing pants. Symptoms of this include, not only the lack of pants, but also to go sans trousers in public and the inability... ...to remember (or sluggishly recall) not wearing pants at a later date.
Sally Sparrow was in for a surprise when she visited her friend, who neglected to inform her that her brother suffers from Dispantia.
Dispantia by Leaviel September 14, 2009
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Dishantism 

Blatant hate or actions towards those of another race derived from ignorance.
Yea, he just suffers from dishantism, he doesn't really know why he hates those people.
Dishantism by Rguy271 January 18, 2021

Disphanitated 

An argument that proves a person can act smart while having a low intelligence quotient (IQ).
You're so Disphanitated.
Disphanitated by Dav!d#9999 December 16, 2022
When dyspraxic cunts use their condition to excuse everything they fuck up. A disgrace to spastics everywhere.
Shut up, you dispastic prick!
dispastic by Ocuped January 26, 2017

Dismantilization

Verb, The state of a team facing disaster before the game is over. Coming apart, burning a lead, etc.
The Timberwolves were dominating until they faced dismantilization and choked.
Dismantilization by Frosty777 April 12, 2023

A desantiago 

When you take a dump on a girls chest (perferably one with smaller breasts) and smear it around with your foot
Dude I just gave a this chick a desantiago. She had the best tits for it!
A desantiago by Frstydasnwman August 31, 2017

Anthophillic Dismantalization 

The process of dismantling a group by means of a direct attack and even elimination of the leader. The word Anthophillic has its roots in the word Anthophila, which is the scientific term for bee. Willd bees cannot survive without their leadr. Once the queen is dead the entire colony will therefore be Vulnerable and extremely susceptible to death. This was the very same tactic that was used on black people in America ever sinse the very beginning of their captivity under the European. After their leaders are gone they will then use the tactic of Controlled opposition, which is the process of new leaders being set up in the original leaders place. It may seem that these leaders are for the people, but on the contrary, they are being initiated by an anonymous group, like the government or the elites.
Anthophillic Dismantalization was use to dismantle the black panther party by eleminating the leaders.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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