dispantsia

A condition in which a person or persons find themselves, usually somewhat suddenly, disrobed.

The characters in this show suffer from quite a bit of dispantsia.

There is definitely not enough dispantsia around here.

by Cpt. Jaq December 9, 2008

Dispantia

(noun) The medical condition, which often afflicts males on television, where one is unable to remember if one is wearing pants. Symptoms of this include, not only the lack of pants, but also to go sans trousers in public and the inability... ...to remember (or sluggishly recall) not wearing pants at a later date.

Sally Sparrow was in for a surprise when she visited her friend, who neglected to inform her that her brother suffers from Dispantia.

by Leaviel September 14, 2009

Distantial awareness

Able to judge distances.... which is impossible for blondes named Krissy

Because krissy has no distantial awareness is gone while parking the car

by mrincredible8me December 26, 2021