Disnacktion 

The tendency to forget about, or lose focus on, the thing or things qwith which you were engaged, in favor of acquiring food.

I missed the second half of the Mentalist because I was disnackted by making s'mores. That taco bell commercial was a total disnacktion and I had to get fourth meal.

Disnacktion by Iliveinacave February 14, 2015

Discracktion

The distracting butt crack one sees in public ie. baseball games, church, or even in Target. Typically on a women but can be seen on a man. Not to be mistaken for plumbers butt.

When a women's Discracktion prevents an on looker from focusing on the event. When a women sits on the baseball bench and her butt crack, not her thong, is distrackting the viewers from the game. Frequently happens in churches with open, fold up seats.

Discracktion by Sean Mills January 16, 2009

disfucktional

When a couple, usually from Covington, feels the need to require domestic violence, or unnecessary drama, as a part of their normal sex life.

A disfucktional couple will start a fight with their mate as a form of fore-play, in order to have make up sex.

disfucktional by two trout January 13, 2010

disfaction 

When someone wants to express there negative opinion on subject matter

Katie wasn't happy with the service she had received and wanted to express her disfaction.

disfaction by yankeezulo February 25, 2015

DisFucktional

Someone who fails miserably when trying to have sex due to booze, drugs, or nervousness.

Amy said Mike was totally DisFucktional last night after that bottle of Purple Passion.

DisFucktional by I Am The Ax October 5, 2011

dissaction 

If a guitar teacher thinks they got a higher education than they did.

“Rule #1 of rock n roll is DBAD (Don’t Be A Dissaction)”

dissaction by anonymous April 23, 2022