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Dism: A broken person who once cared so much, then became the most coldest person. Rejecting humankind becoming their own monster.
The sad boy was tried of being used and taken advantage of one day he broke down and became Dism.
Dism by Deaduser January 17, 2018
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abbreviation for "disman" but just shorter, known for many things such as being pissed off at others for their stupidity and lack of intelligence. ALSO! Very funny person and socially active (i think)
Dang Disman, always getting on people for being dumb, although i understand
DisM by annonmym()us November 3, 2020

dism whip 

v. to smack someone up side the head with 20lbs of limp dick. n. the 20lbs of limp dick used to smack someone over the head. a specific Magic: The Gathering card that never made it to print -ed, -ing, -er, s plural
v. Sam once again opened his mouth and said something stupid so I had to dism whip him, leaving quite an impressive mushroom stamp.

n. She had a bad habit of using her teeth when going down on me so I had to give her the dism whip.

Ism Dism 

A term used in Fayetteville, NC. By backwoods, inbred looking crackers, whose mommas fucked a latino dood. To describe a high quality strain of MAryJane. This term is only used after excessive use of crack cocaine and alcohol, while trying to sell to teenagers @ 2am at a gas station

Kid 1: "Aye Dawg, Lemme Get A Dime"
Wigger-Tino: "Nigga Aint No Dime Bags, Only Dubs...and its the Ism Dism my niggg"
Kid 2: "Wtf....I Think That Nigga's Hi On Crack"
Ism Dism by J8yk3 January 17, 2009

groundhog dismay 

Like in the movie Groundhog Day where you keep reliving the same day over and over except there isn't anything good about it and there is nothing but dismay.
I'm so depressed with this groundhog dismay crap, same old bullshit over and over again and again.
groundhog dismay by jpg3 January 2, 2012
Something that one has done that is considered dismal.
CONG: "I got a C+ on the chemistry quiz."
LARROW: "DISMALITY!"

Dismuked 

to have one's work schedule changed with little notice and always to interfere with previous plans.
Oh, she's got me working an extra night this weekend....I got fucking Dismuked!
Dismuked by balmer May 1, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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