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abbreviation for "disman" but just shorter, known for many things such as being pissed off at others for their stupidity and lack of intelligence. ALSO! Very funny person and socially active (i think)
Dang Disman, always getting on people for being dumb, although i understand
DisM by annonmym()us November 3, 2020

dism whip 

v. to smack someone up side the head with 20lbs of limp dick. n. the 20lbs of limp dick used to smack someone over the head. a specific Magic: The Gathering card that never made it to print -ed, -ing, -er, s plural
v. Sam once again opened his mouth and said something stupid so I had to dism whip him, leaving quite an impressive mushroom stamp.

n. She had a bad habit of using her teeth when going down on me so I had to give her the dism whip.

Ism Dism 

A term used in Fayetteville, NC. By backwoods, inbred looking crackers, whose mommas fucked a latino dood. To describe a high quality strain of MAryJane. This term is only used after excessive use of crack cocaine and alcohol, while trying to sell to teenagers @ 2am at a gas station

Kid 1: "Aye Dawg, Lemme Get A Dime"
Wigger-Tino: "Nigga Aint No Dime Bags, Only Dubs...and its the Ism Dism my niggg"
Kid 2: "Wtf....I Think That Nigga's Hi On Crack"
Ism Dism by J8yk3 January 17, 2009

groundhog dismay 

Like in the movie Groundhog Day where you keep reliving the same day over and over except there isn't anything good about it and there is nothing but dismay.
I'm so depressed with this groundhog dismay crap, same old bullshit over and over again and again.
groundhog dismay by jpg3 January 2, 2012
Something that one has done that is considered dismal.
CONG: "I got a C+ on the chemistry quiz."
LARROW: "DISMALITY!"

Dismuked 

to have one's work schedule changed with little notice and always to interfere with previous plans.
Oh, she's got me working an extra night this weekend....I got fucking Dismuked!
Dismuked by balmer May 1, 2011