Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Dismal Network is the largest and most active community dedicated to the competitive Hive bedrock scene; Offering Ranked Treasure Wars 4v4s, Clans Vs Clans, Tournaments, and more to come. Owned by Nano, firexi, Egirl, pyth.
What happend to June? They merged with Dismal.
Dismal by Dismal Network August 12, 2022
A weekend that lacks an element of happiness and treasured company.
My weekend was quite dismal without mel.
dismal by sweatsiemelfan September 20, 2009
Dismal, meaning botter and drunk, is used in RO
I'm a big ass Dismal!
Dismal by Morelli August 11, 2004
goofy ahhh server with a bunch of dick lickers ong. the owners of the servers are
mid. but i LOVE zah zah!! and i love 232 kyle road xD. i wuv dismal!!!
dismal? dat goofy ahh discord server with pedos?
yes!!!
Dismal by k5tt1es August 25, 2022

dismal grips 

To be in prison or caught by the police with no way out
Damn, son I aint seen you where you been? Boy I was in the dismal grips for slappin a bitch and couldn't make bail
dismal grips by godchef May 26, 2010

Dismal Jimmy 

Facial hair that consists of shaving your entire face except for the area around your mouth, creating a hair ring.
Often associated as being a scumbag style of facial hair.
“Dude did you see Micheal? He shaved his beard into a dismal jimmy.”
Dismal Jimmy by RougeBerry January 12, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
Load more