1 definition by Brent, with courtesy to Josh and Travis

v. to smack someone up side the head with 20lbs of limp dick. n. the 20lbs of limp dick used to smack someone over the head. a specific Magic: The Gathering card that never made it to print -ed, -ing, -er, s plural
v. Sam once again opened his mouth and said something stupid so I had to dism whip him, leaving quite an impressive mushroom stamp.

n. She had a bad habit of using her teeth when going down on me so I had to give her the dism whip.
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