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It's like issues, but with dishes
"Wow, I went over to Rob's house. Have you seen his kitchen? Dude's got dishues."
Dishues by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017
When someone owns a dishwasher and still leaves their dishes in the sink for days.
Morgan has serious dishues when it comes to helping me keep a clean kitchen.
Dishues by Old Bull September 24, 2016

take out the dishes 

Another way of saying you need to go masterbate
"Hey before we go to maddies I need to take out the dishes"
take out the dishes by MMC78 January 15, 2016

Throwing Dishes

The term "Throwing Dishes" is another term for bitching. Instead of allowing others to know who is bitching at them you use the term throwing dishes. The word was created by a young man named Matthias. So if you dont want to say bitching because the person will get offended say throwing dishes.
Franco:hey whuts up
Matt: nm
Franco: cool
Matt: doode i gotta get off the computer my moms throwing dishes
Franco:literally damn
Matt: nah bitching, throwing dishes means bitching
Throwing Dishes by Franco A. February 19, 2007

Dirty Dishes 

When a girl uses a wet wash cloth to clean the jizz from her vagina then gives the wash cloth to her partner to clean his face.
Greta, having had it with Michael's short cummings, threw Michael her used dirty wash cloth to wipe her pussy juice from his face. Thus Michael now has dirty dishes.
Dirty Dishes by GB/MB February 5, 2008

Washing the Dishes 

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."
Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"
Washing the Dishes by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017