Dishues

A mental disorder that prevents a person from doing their fair share of the dishes.

"How come Matt never does any of the fucking dishes?".

"He has dishues dude".

"Well, he can just move the fuck out then".

by TheJiggaJigga November 26, 2013

Dishues

It's like issues, but with dishes

"Wow, I went over to Rob's house. Have you seen his kitchen? Dude's got dishues."

by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017

Dishues

When someone owns a dishwasher and still leaves their dishes in the sink for days.

Morgan has serious dishues when it comes to helping me keep a clean kitchen.

by Old Bull September 24, 2016

take out the dishes

Another way of saying you need to go masterbate

"Hey before we go to maddies I need to take out the dishes"

by MMC78 January 15, 2016

Throwing Dishes

The term "Throwing Dishes" is another term for bitching. Instead of allowing others to know who is bitching at them you use the term throwing dishes. The word was created by a young man named Matthias. So if you dont want to say bitching because the person will get offended say throwing dishes.

Franco:hey whuts up
Matt: nm
Franco: cool
Matt: doode i gotta get off the computer my moms throwing dishes
Franco:literally damn
Matt: nah bitching, throwing dishes means bitching

by Franco A. February 19, 2007

Dirty Dishes

When a girl uses a wet wash cloth to clean the jizz from her vagina then gives the wash cloth to her partner to clean his face.

Greta, having had it with Michael's short cummings, threw Michael her used dirty wash cloth to wipe her pussy juice from his face. Thus Michael now has dirty dishes.

by GB/MB February 5, 2008

Washing the Dishes

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."

Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"

by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017