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take out the dishes 

Another way of saying you need to go masterbate
"Hey before we go to maddies I need to take out the dishes"
take out the dishes by MMC78 January 15, 2016
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Throwing Dishes

The term "Throwing Dishes" is another term for bitching. Instead of allowing others to know who is bitching at them you use the term throwing dishes. The word was created by a young man named Matthias. So if you dont want to say bitching because the person will get offended say throwing dishes.
Franco:hey whuts up
Matt: nm
Franco: cool
Matt: doode i gotta get off the computer my moms throwing dishes
Franco:literally damn
Matt: nah bitching, throwing dishes means bitching
Throwing Dishes by Franco A. February 19, 2007

Dishumanise 

"The media try to dishumanise me"
Dishumanise by Dishumanise July 5, 2014

Deep Dished

Cervix pounding sex between and male and female that leave the female extremely sore. To be Deep Dished, the male must have an extremely large, girthy cock to penetrate deeply and pound her innards to hit the Cervix and regions that have never been pounded before.
Carla was out of town on business and met a fellow traveler at the hotel bar. Carla invited him back to her room whereby she later discovered she had hit the jackpot. Her well hung pick up was so big he left her Deep Dished. Her cervix was sore and she could barely stand up during the sales presentation at the office the next morning.
Deep Dished by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

dishlexia 

Dishlexia is a type of dish-washing disability whereby a person will wash all the dishes except for one. Usually the person will only realise once it's too late.
John: Hey you missed a cup
Jane: I have dishlexia
dishlexia by Rob BlahBlahBlah July 24, 2007

Disheveled 

To be messy, but in a knowing way, as to want happen.
I spend hours in front of the mirror, making my hair elegantly disheveled.
Disheveled by KattyAsWeKnow February 9, 2008
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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