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take out the dishes 

Another way of saying you need to go masterbate
"Hey before we go to maddies I need to take out the dishes"
take out the dishes by MMC78 January 15, 2016
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Throwing Dishes

The term "Throwing Dishes" is another term for bitching. Instead of allowing others to know who is bitching at them you use the term throwing dishes. The word was created by a young man named Matthias. So if you dont want to say bitching because the person will get offended say throwing dishes.
Franco:hey whuts up
Matt: nm
Franco: cool
Matt: doode i gotta get off the computer my moms throwing dishes
Franco:literally damn
Matt: nah bitching, throwing dishes means bitching
Throwing Dishes by Franco A. February 19, 2007

Dishumanise 

"The media try to dishumanise me"
Dishumanise by Dishumanise July 5, 2014

Deep Dished

Cervix pounding sex between and male and female that leave the female extremely sore. To be Deep Dished, the male must have an extremely large, girthy cock to penetrate deeply and pound her innards to hit the Cervix and regions that have never been pounded before.
Carla was out of town on business and met a fellow traveler at the hotel bar. Carla invited him back to her room whereby she later discovered she had hit the jackpot. Her well hung pick up was so big he left her Deep Dished. Her cervix was sore and she could barely stand up during the sales presentation at the office the next morning.

dishlexia 

Dishlexia is a type of dish-washing disability whereby a person will wash all the dishes except for one. Usually the person will only realise once it's too late.
John: Hey you missed a cup
Jane: I have dishlexia
dishlexia by Rob BlahBlahBlah July 24, 2007

Disheveled 

To be messy, but in a knowing way, as to want happen.
I spend hours in front of the mirror, making my hair elegantly disheveled.
Disheveled by KattyAsWeKnow February 9, 2008