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Definitions by BUBBLEFART007

Washing the Dishes 

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."
Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"
Washing the Dishes by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017

Chili Vision

When you eat so much ass, that you begin to look at it like a bowl of chili instead of an ass; essentially, tunnel vision, but for ass-eaters.
"Hey, have you heard about Josh recently? Heard he has a severe case of Chili Vision."
Chili Vision by BUBBLEFART007 August 23, 2017