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When there are so many dirty dishes in the kitchen that you just can't even right now.
Dude, I am overwhelmed by the amount of dissues in this kitchen right now, I don't feel like cleaning them all.
Dissues by Calymonkey July 22, 2016
Also known as a dishpute, dissues are issues arising in shared accommodation about who should do the washing up.
"I've got dissues at home."

"Apologies about the dirty dishes, we're having some dissues at the moment."

"My housemate and I have had a dishpute."
Dissues by Riiichaaard February 23, 2009
Can you hear me or do you have Dissues?
Dissues by YaYeetItsYaBoi May 19, 2020

Dissresponding 

A mean, bitch that instead of politely acknowledges your advances, just ignores you and laughs as you die inside....and when you finally get the picture and give up...she writes you a one word answer, just to leave you hanging.
I spent ALL morning texting Peyton about my new favorite youtube video...and that dissresponding, bitch finally acknowledged me by writing, "Ha." ....... 5 hours later.
Dissresponding by price is right February 6, 2015

Three Disses 

Dishonest (y), disloyal (ty), and disrespect (ful). It can also be expressed as "The Three Disses."
You have been accused of the three disses.

Disquesting 

Someone who smokes cracks and rents apartments.
Holly is such a disquesting bitch.
Disquesting by Jpduhh February 4, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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