dished

To be wasted, usually from bud and beer.

bro1: Yo, can you drive down to the sev?
bro2: Na, dude i'm straight dished.

by sebastian crucial March 25, 2007

Dished

If someone is both plain and ugly looking I.e. clapped they could be described as dished

Friend 1: Did you go over to Alexis’ house last night?
Friend 2: No chance, he’s dished

by PlatedPics March 27, 2023

dished tf out

dished tf out
-adjective-
DISH-d-dafuc-owt OR DISHed-thafuc-owt

"dished tf out" has two different meanings, but is open to interpretation for all.
1. Used to describe a meal that sustains all five food groups (or a just a finger lickin good meal).
2. Used to describe someone or oneself when they/you are super high.

1. I am dished tf out right now, I got; fruits, vegetables, grains, protein, AND dairy.
2. Dude did you smoke some zazz? You look absolutely dished rn dawg.

by princesskitty0419191 February 10, 2023

Dished my chips

To intentionally lose as poker, giving your chips to your brother in-law, friend or conspirator.

Got too drunk at poker, so I dished my chips to my brother inlaw.

by Dirtypoker August 4, 2016

Deep Dished

Cervix pounding sex between and male and female that leave the female extremely sore. To be Deep Dished, the male must have an extremely large, girthy cock to penetrate deeply and pound her innards to hit the Cervix and regions that have never been pounded before.

Carla was out of town on business and met a fellow traveler at the hotel bar. Carla invited him back to her room whereby she later discovered she had hit the jackpot. Her well hung pick up was so big he left her Deep Dished. Her cervix was sore and she could barely stand up during the sales presentation at the office the next morning.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

Dirty-Dished

When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.

If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.

Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?

Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.

Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)

Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.

Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.

(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?

Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.

(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.

Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.

Wife: Literally

loaf

slack
confuse
trick
sneaky

by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016

Deep Dished

Pwned become pizzoned, then stuffed crust, now Deep Dished.

I slept with your dog last night...Deep Dished!

by TK-421 February 10, 2005