Disfunk
"You disfunked my drink."
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Disfunk
To get xtra disfunctional with a group of like disfunctional kin. Typically via Alcohol or drugs (illegal and legal).
Disfunk by PantyRaider187 October 25, 2019
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disbunk
v. (trans.) debunk, repudiate, discredit, demonstrate something as bunk or having bunk characteristics.
disbunk by lugnutwrench October 22, 2009
Correctile Disfunction
A nervous system disorder involving the inability to prevent oneself from interrupting conversations they’re not a part of in an attempt to offer corrections on the subject at hand, but fail to provide anything of value because they actually know nothing of the subject.
Hey, don’t listen to them, Jordan. They don’t know anything about Rocket Science. I think they have correctile disfunction.
Correctile Disfunction by FantasticTalkingFox June 13, 2019
Resurrectile disfunction
a term when one cannot resurrect properly, giving them a flaccid aura and a holy discharge.
Typically used in medieval role-play games when the fucking cleric can't bring your squishy wizard back to life after getting a sparagmos by the goblins.
Also used by church and theatre kids alike after their reenactment of the second coming fails cause little billy has stage freight.
Typically used in medieval role-play games when the fucking cleric can't bring your squishy wizard back to life after getting a sparagmos by the goblins.
Also used by church and theatre kids alike after their reenactment of the second coming fails cause little billy has stage freight.
friend 1: hey wheres your friend? didn't you get the money to resurrect him?
friend 2: no the priest doesn't like me he says, since i committed sodomy one time.
friend 1: hes lying! he just has resurrectile disfunction.
friend 2: no the priest doesn't like me he says, since i committed sodomy one time.
friend 1: hes lying! he just has resurrectile disfunction.
Resurrectile disfunction by Blifnab March 15, 2021
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Erectile Disfunction
Erectile Disfunction by Penis-Meister121 April 27, 2007
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