Disfunk

Destorying a subtance with a bodly function (ie: backwash/saliva, vomit, etc)

"You disfunked my drink."

by Jennifer November 14, 2003

Disfunk

To get xtra disfunctional with a group of like disfunctional kin. Typically via Alcohol or drugs (illegal and legal).

Wanna disfunk this fine evening?

by PantyRaider187 October 25, 2019

disbunk

v. (trans.) debunk, repudiate, discredit, demonstrate something as bunk or having bunk characteristics.

Angelo: The court will have to disbunk the claim of domicile.

Shannon: Summary judgment!

by lugnutwrench October 22, 2009

Correctile Disfunction

A nervous system disorder involving the inability to prevent oneself from interrupting conversations they’re not a part of in an attempt to offer corrections on the subject at hand, but fail to provide anything of value because they actually know nothing of the subject.

Hey, don’t listen to them, Jordan. They don’t know anything about Rocket Science. I think they have correctile disfunction.

by FantasticTalkingFox June 13, 2019

Resurrectile disfunction

a term when one cannot resurrect properly, giving them a flaccid aura and a holy discharge.

Typically used in medieval role-play games when the fucking cleric can't bring your squishy wizard back to life after getting a sparagmos by the goblins.
Also used by church and theatre kids alike after their reenactment of the second coming fails cause little billy has stage freight.

friend 1: hey wheres your friend? didn't you get the money to resurrect him?
friend 2: no the priest doesn't like me he says, since i committed sodomy one time.
friend 1: hes lying! he just has resurrectile disfunction.

by Blifnab March 15, 2021

Dysfunkk

Awesome snowboarding company.

Guy one: "Where'd ya get that steezy jacket?"
Guy two: "It's new! From Dysfunkk!"

by KEhh? August 3, 2007

Erectile Disfunction

Men who cant stand up for their women if you know what I mean.

Wanna have sex? Nope got Erectile disfunction and cant have sex.

by Penis-Meister121 April 27, 2007