MO FRO BRO: Hey, Huggy Bear! Come here! What's all this Disfunktshun I've been hearin' about? You been talkin' to Husky & Starch?
HUGGY BEAR: It's Starsky & Hutch. And the answer is "No, Bro, I don't even know who you'
z talkin' about".
MO FRO BRO: Well, alright then. But, you know what?
HUGGY: What Bro?
MO FRO BRO: Why you 'ways walkin' around like some kinda
chicken? You aint no Jim
Kelly or Lenny Kravitz boy. You aint even a bad imitation of J.J. Walker.
HUGGY: But, I set you up with the best pussy in town, don't I?
MO FRO BRO: Sheeeit, Brutha, you got that straight! Can you set me up with Black Irish Bitch again? I think Dill's her name. She gives the BEST blowjobs.
HUGGY: Okay, but you can NOT ever try to fuck her Bro, cuz she is Jim
Kelly's personal bitch, and if you use her for anything other than a fully clothed blowjob, Jim
Kelly and Jim Brown
will come over and
beat yo' ass! And they might even call Shaft or Mr. T.
MO FRO BRO: No, it's cool, she gives the best
cum-blasting H1 blowjobs I've ever had. She's a real cumpire, that bitch!
HUGGY: $50 Bro!
MO FRO BRO: Here ya go Huggy, you gots the best
Black hoes in the world!
HUGGY: Even the white boys
cum downtown for this shit! "Everybody's gone 'frican, 'frican USA!"