Disfunktshun 

Someone or something that is NOT funky.

MO FRO BRO: Hey, Huggy Bear! Come here! What's all this Disfunktshun I've been hearin' about? You been talkin' to Husky & Starch?

HUGGY BEAR: It's Starsky & Hutch. And the answer is "No, Bro, I don't even know who you'z talkin' about".

MO FRO BRO: Well, alright then. But, you know what?

HUGGY: What Bro?

MO FRO BRO: Why you 'ways walkin' around like some kinda chicken? You aint no Jim Kelly or Lenny Kravitz boy. You aint even a bad imitation of J.J. Walker.

HUGGY: But, I set you up with the best pussy in town, don't I?

MO FRO BRO: Sheeeit, Brutha, you got that straight! Can you set me up with Black Irish Bitch again? I think Dill's her name. She gives the BEST blowjobs.

HUGGY: Okay, but you can NOT ever try to fuck her Bro, cuz she is Jim Kelly's personal bitch, and if you use her for anything other than a fully clothed blowjob, Jim Kelly and Jim Brown will come over and beat yo' ass! And they might even call Shaft or Mr. T.

MO FRO BRO: No, it's cool, she gives the best cum-blasting H1 blowjobs I've ever had. She's a real cumpire, that bitch!

HUGGY: $50 Bro!

MO FRO BRO: Here ya go Huggy, you gots the best Black hoes in the world!

HUGGY: Even the white boys cum downtown for this shit! "Everybody's gone 'frican, 'frican USA!"

Disfunktshun by Yo! Mo Fro Bro. In the Ghetto June 23, 2006

Disfunktshun 

HEY! I am not a penis u wanker. I do own you and all your base though. :-D

Dysfunction stole all your bitches!

Disfunktshun by Dysfunction September 15, 2003

Disfunktshun 

Dysfunction. He owns you and all of your base. See also, manseks

I lubed up my Distunktshun, before I proceded to rub it's shaft.

Disfunktshun by Asshat April 24, 2003

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019