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Countdown to Distinction 

When a person or "people" find your online post humorous wait until you--- "the poster" is offline so they can re-post your bulletin without giving any credit to the original poster (eg: You) with minimal repercussions.
This situation commonly presents itself when either
1. ur too drunk to deal with (ppl r scared of u!)
2. they hate u! but like what u post and want to re-post using their other profile. (which make the distinction null and void) and they rape all the credit.
3.They r too drunk to remember or copy paste the original poster!
4.If your post succeeds in being posted u have achieved the Countdown to Distinction "DiStinktion"
footnote:
If reposter change the video size to larger than ur original post...they fail! but so do u for having them on ur friends list~

Scouse of distinction 

George Harrison.
George: Ay, but don't rush. None of your five-bar gate jumps-it-over sort of stuff.
Paul: What's that supposed to mean?
George: I dunno, thought it sounded distinguished like.
John: George Harrison, scouse of distinction.
Scouse of distinction by vazdox January 11, 2021

Distinction 

A word used to describe a favourable situation. A substitute for such words as: awesome, great, fantastic, good, amazing, cool.
Jessica: Let's go to the fair Marco, it'll be bangin'!
Marco: The fair's back in town? This is going to be well distinction.
Distinction by Mr. Distinction February 22, 2010

Calves of Distinction 

A gastrocnemius that is so stellar that words do not justice when describing them.
After that sled push, Harold has Calves of Distinction.
Calves of Distinction by Derfynole September 30, 2018

Vague Distinction 

A case where an otherwise attractive person has little definition between the lower jaw and neck due to a small or recessed chin.
How was your blind date, was she cute?

Kinda, but she had a vague distinction.

Man, that's too bad.
Vague Distinction by CtrlBurn June 18, 2009

disctraction

Something that keeps you from your work.
Brent, a.k.a. Beebop, coming to visit your office with no apparent agenda.
disctraction by TheOneAndOnly April 15, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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