Discontext

Discontexted - when autofill inserts a word into a text which creates dis-content and out-of-context communications between the texter and textee.

The teen blamed a discontext for announcing her arrival at motherhood when really her arrival was in her mother's neighborhood.

by Photo Bomb January 31, 2016

cheek disconnect

The disconnection of a telephone conversation caused by ones cheek inadvertantly pressing on the disconnect button. This is more likely to occur with touchscreen mobile phones.

I was in the middle of an important discussion when I experienced a cheek disconnect. This occurred when my cheek hit the disconnect button on my mobile phone ending my telephone call and my train of thought. Cheek disconnect can also lead to a unigab situation. (see; unigab)

by Kathleen G Smith January 12, 2009

Disconcerted

To be discomforted, in an awkward situation, not like whats going on.

unsettled, thrown off blaance, confused, taken back, perturbed,

"I was very disconcerted when the whole class looked at me"

by Stefan Brakus May 31, 2006

European Disconnect

How people in Europe cannot understand American mannerisms or humor. They find offense in American friendly taunting. Very noticeable in online gaming

American "Ha! Whupped your ass!"
European "Why do you mock me and denigrate my abilities?"
American "FAG!"
European "I am not a cigarette"
American "But you love cock!"
European "You are insane, where is the admin?"
American "Damn European Disconnect"

by furiousfunk February 23, 2011

Causally Disconnected

Due to the property of exponential universal expansion, all non-local baryonic matter will eventually be displaced beyond the cosmic horizon and forever out of our reach.

Shit, ANOTHER Galaxy just disappeared over the cosmic horizon... forever Causally Disconnected from us. Even travelling at the speed of light, we could never catch it...never.

by YAWA July 25, 2019

disconnectard

Most common strangers at omegle.com who have the habit to disconnect after asking your asl, country, and whatever they ask that ain't interested to them. Most of them are males retard enough to look for sex or a partner.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Example #01:

You : Hi.
Stranger : What's your asl?
You : 22/m/Javan.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Example #02:

Stranger : hi
You : hi
Stranger : m or f?
You : m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Example #03:

You : hi
Stranger : m or f?
You : u'r familiar . . . you DISCONNECTARD!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Otakore Literantadodist November 17, 2010

Disconfect

To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow remove all the germs.

if you accidentally drop your piece of candy...you can just disconfect it by blowing on it

by rhta January 31, 2005