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Dirty Hugh 

When you have threadworms in your poop after pooping on live TV, so you individually pick each threadworm out of a freshly laid shit and thread them up into the woman's bumhole. You must then proceed to take the rest of the DUNG, spread the vaginal flaps and gently insert into the mynge hole. The flaps are then sealed shut with blue tack and a Christmas ribbon, before being RIPPED open on the night of a full moon (after dung marination has occurred) and a non-erect penis is SQUANCHED into the mynge and a bit of wee comes out. Salt and pepper must be added to the mix for 5 minutes to make it really delinchis, before the dung recipe is removed, compiled into a lasagne format with fresh egg lasagne sheets from Sainsburys and forcibly fed to the woman. This must be on live TV oh shuh
I gave my bitch a dirty Hugh last month and it was so delinchis, ha ha the woman
Dirty Hugh by The Womayn April 16, 2020

dirty hughes 

When you nut in a girl's eye and they go temporarily blind for 1 summer.
I heard that Nancy couldn't go to camp because Shane Dirty Hughesed her
dirty hughes by GucciFukBoiii May 16, 2016

Dirty Hugo 

When you have done anal with an amazing chick who turns out to be a ladyboy. Esp. in Thailand.
Man I was a Dirty Hugo last night
Dirty Hugo by Sir Rallan of Pool January 26, 2011

The Dirty Hughesy

When your 30 years old and live at your Grandma's while smoking crack all day in the shed.
See that guy over there, I heard he is stuck doing The Dirty Hughesy..
The Dirty Hughesy by Skvmfvkk February 19, 2019

Dirty Hugo Giestas 

Old man who feels horny for young girls and pisses off the place for not being able to hold his tiny dick.
Pissed floor? For sure dirty Hugo Giestas was here.

Dirty Hughes 

The ‘Dirty Hughes’ When you have intercourse with your hommies ex girl
For Example - Nate did the Dirty hughes on Mortikae. It made Mortikae hate him profusely
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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