When you have threadworms in your poop after pooping on live TV, so you individually pick each threadworm out of a freshly laid shit and thread them up into the woman's bumhole. You must then proceed to take the rest of the DUNG, spread the vaginal flaps and gently insert into the mynge hole. The flaps are then sealed shut with blue tack and a Christmas ribbon, before being RIPPED open on the night of a full moon (after dung marination has occurred) and a non-erect penis is SQUANCHED into the mynge and a bit of wee comes out. Salt and pepper must be added to the mix for 5 minutes to make it really delinchis, before the dung recipe is removed, compiled into a lasagne format with fresh egg lasagne sheets from Sainsburys and forcibly fed to the woman. This must be on live TV oh shuh
by The Womayn April 16, 2020
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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Apr 20 trending
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