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Dirty Hugo Giestas

Old man who feels horny for young girls and pisses off the place for not being able to hold his tiny dick.

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To be attracted to every female/ person you see, and to exhibit characteristics of a furry mammal, particularly a squirrel

"Why is Matt scampering from girl to girl, trying to get with them?"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"

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