Dirty burgle 

To break and enter someone's property, steal their valuables and leave a steaming shit. Soft furnishings are often used to wipe.

Our Sandra had a dirty burgle; they took the kids PlayStation and had a shit behind her dad's chair. Smeared shit up the curtains too.

Dirty burgle by anonymous November 17, 2023

Dirty Burge 

University of Iowa residence hall harboring more sexually transmitted diseases than the Red Light District in Amsterdam.

Let's just go over to Dirty Burge.

Dirty Burge by powerful-fruitcup March 21, 2011

Dirty Burger 

Phil and Randys burger van business in the show Trailer Park Boys.

"Me and Randy are having the grand opening of the Dirty Burger today." - Phil
"Your taking this Dirty Burger thing way too seriously Phil" - Randy

Dirty Burger by Mr Jim Lahey October 21, 2008

Dirty Bungle 

one who is dirty and trampish.

You have just eaten that soup with your hands after wipeing your arse and not washing your hands you dirty bungle!!!

Dirty Bungle by Craig Antony Dunn October 10, 2008

dirty burger 

a burger acquired from an unverifiable source, such as as a late night snack following kicking out time at a nightclub. Usually sold from a mobile kitchen. Often very worthwhile - they can be tasty, filling and inexspensive, especially when sold in daylight hours on main roads to sober drivers and passengers, but when sold to drunks after midnight will probably consist of stray cats and toast. Origin - Midlands, UK.

next little chef is about ten miles up - wait - Pull over! pull over! it's the dirty burger van! We're saved!

dirty burger by Al December 28, 2004

Dirty Burger 

A fast food cheeseburger.

Let's go to carls jr and get a dirty burger.

Dirty Burger by Burgerlover887 September 6, 2020

Dirty Burger 

When soiling yourself and the resulting fecal matter is smeared over the crack of the buttocks. Fetishized by some as sexual practice.

'Oh god I ran so hard for the bus I got a dirty burger.'
' I paid her £50 for a dirty burger'

Dirty Burger by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007