Verb: to spill, specifically an alcoholic drink. Also, to break, shatter, destroy. Also, to set a couch on fire.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

To unknowingly destroy, erase or make a clumsy catastrophic error. Usually used as a word in vain.

A clever, witty person with a bubbly personality.

Taken from the surname Burgess, a common slut around the local city of Newcastle in Australia.

This word, BURGE, can be used as a susbtitute for the word VAGINA, or any of its slang counterparts.

A word that can replace any word you want it to.

noun, to be on tour with a musical or performing group, the process of being on tour with such a group. Generally spoken or written in the pejorative.