Dirty Wind 

Fecal scented air expelled through the anal cavity. You must not be fooled by its pretty-sounding name, as "The Dirty Wind" is one of the most sought after farts. It is comforting to farter and passerby alike. It has a sound of air being let out of a bike tire ffffffffffffffft. What is most diagnostic about it, however, is its length. It is the longest-lasting fart there is. It will sometimes cause the farters mouth to hang open uncontrollably with eyes watering & unable to speak. It's as though he has had the wind knocked out of him. Neither loud nor strong in sound this fart however is unwavering, it may last fifteen seconds.

Derek was hiking near his home when he suddenly stopped dead in his tracks... he felt the presence of a Dirty Wind approaching and thus slightly bent over at the waist, hands on hips as he released his dirty wind for the other hikers to appreciate.

Dirty Wind by hammer41 August 29, 2011

Dirty Windshield 

When a male takes his penis and rubs a vagina vigorously right to left while she is urinating, both male and female get urine splashed on them.

I walked in on my grandpa giving my grandma a dirty windshield and I got pee on me.

Dirty Windshield by Slingblade1170 June 11, 2016

Dirty Windshield 

A sexual act where one person wraps his/her head in saran wrap and watches as the asshole opens and closes from another person who is crapping on thier face.

Guy 1- "I heard Tommy really loved it when Janice gave him a DIRTY WINDSHIELD"
Guy 2- "I heard that also..."
Guy 1- "Could you give me a DIRTY WINDSHIELD?"
Guy 2- " Oh but of course!"

Dirty Windshield by PA Control January 12, 2011

Dirty Windshield Wiper 

When a girl gives a guy a hand job and he busts on her hand she proceeds to wipe the cum on the guys face.

Dude, i was getting a great hand job and all of a sudden she gave me a dirty windshield wiper>

Dirty Windshield Wiper by nippleteaser7 May 16, 2010

Dirty Windshield 

When you are having sex and 'skeet-skeet!' on the girls face. Then, use your penis to wipe it back and forth like a windshield wiper and smear it on her face.

"This girl was doing the deadfish in bed so I gave her a Dirty Windshield."

Dirty Windshield by supergirlreceptionist November 2, 2011

dirty windshield 

placing goggles or other form of eye protection on a person and then defecating or rubbing fecal matter on the goggles.

dude last night i gave my girldfrind a dirty windshield.

dirty windshield by twizzle September 3, 2006

Dirty windy

When you give a sympathy bj to a older man while he passes away to let his ghost pass on

Did you hear that frank got a dirty windy from his gal as he died

Dirty windy by Keereay April 8, 2023