Definitions by supergirlreceptionist
Dirty Windshield
When you are having sex and 'skeet-skeet!' on the girls face. Then, use your penis to wipe it back and forth like a windshield wiper and smear it on her face.
Dirty Windshield by supergirlreceptionist November 2, 2011
Taco Boobs
when you take home a girl for a one night stand, but you are drunk and very hungry and you get Jack In the Box tacos and you eat them while nailing her and the grease drips on her boobs.
"I took her back to my place after we ate a delicious dinner at Jack In the Box and I gave her taco boobs."
Taco Boobs by supergirlreceptionist November 1, 2011