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Dirty Heater 

When you fart and it goes up the front instead of the back leaving a warm feeling in your crotch, usually happens when sitting down and not lifting a cheek to release the fart.
Person 1 "Dude why are you moving around all funny"

Person 2 "just trying to fix my balls, I just gave myself a dirty heater"
Dirty Heater by CrayKay November 27, 2012
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Dirty Russian water heater

Dirty Russian Water Heater (noun)
Vulgar sexual slang for the act of drinking vodka and then urinating into a woman's anus. The “Russian” refers to the vodka, while “water heater” is a crude joke referring to the warmed liquid.
“After way too much vodka, Ivan joked that the night was headed toward a Dirty Russian Water Heater.”
Dirty Russian water heater by JDBSC1 September 6, 2026

dirty heather 

When a person has too much wine, reads too many books, and curses you for being a normal person.
My friend Chris has a wife that is such a Dirty Heather.

Dirty Dirty Heather 

When your in a relationship and go to the bar with your Friends, then leave with a guy from a biker gang for an eventful night. Then wake up to the smell of shame, fear and regret.
Pedro picked up a dirty dirty heather from the bar last night

Dirty Heather 

The act of cheating on your husband with two guys and looking like a dumb fucking idiot just to get the taste of cum and dick on your lips
I found out that my friends mother was a dirty heather
Dirty Heather by bumfukegypt December 24, 2021

Dirty Heather 

Is what happens when you put together a Dirty Tom and a Dirty Kelly, shaken not stirred.
Man that was a crazy night, we pulled the Dirty Heather and now I'm exhausted and my balls hurt.
Dirty Heather by Alex Trebec November 11, 2020

Dirty Heather 

The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.
Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation
Dirty Heather by Birty Dastard April 8, 2021
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“No way, is that cake?”
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Example 2:
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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