Dirty Heather

The act of cheating on your husband with two guys and looking like a dumb fucking idiot just to get the taste of cum and dick on your lips

I found out that my friends mother was a dirty heather

by bumfukegypt December 24, 2021

Turkeybasting

when your dick is too small to have sex but you wanna have a kid, so you jack off in your hand suck it up with the turkey baster and insert it into your girlfriend/wife

Sorry hunny my cock is to small to creampie, so we’ll have to start turkeybasting

by bumfukegypt June 26, 2022