Dirty Agustin

Dirty Agustin is when you non consensually butt fuck someone while in a plane in front of the flight attendant who asks you if you want peanuts as she watches in horror because she notices you already have all the peanuts you need from the rips the anal sex has left....

Dirty Agustin scarred us both for life...

by Anxei June 22, 2020

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Agustin's dirty

When you put butter into your pets asshole and get an erection. Most of the time you lick it afterwards.

Agustin's dirty is the best intercourse ever.

by Los Rico's September 30, 2015

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Dirty Austin

The act of walking in on two people having sex and then trying to insert your penis into the hole that is currently vacant. All while making gargling/growling sounds.

Bro, i totally gave Patrick and Katie a Dirty Austin on Friday.

Katie: Patrick and I were in bed on friday and got totally dirty austined by the english crew.

by The English Crew April 18, 2011

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dirty Austinite

wannabe hippies that have not grow up to be normally functioning adults in Austin society; they are characterized by their radical political and social belief systems including saving endangered species such as whales by campaigning on the Drag and Congress Avenue and being animal rights activists by being vegan; they have filthy dreadlocks, smell worse than the urine of a dehydrated alcoholic, don't shave (i.e. women don't shave their legs or underarms), have most of their exposed body covered in tattoos, extremely large piercings and normally live in clans (aka coops)

I was upset that the dirty Austinite did not wash his hands when he prepared my meal at Thundercloud Subs in order to save the environment by not using water.

by havealovelyday September 24, 2009

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