Dirk's Diggler

Dirk's Diggler is a small Jewish penis that leaves its owner at night, roaming the landscape, moaning and screaming like a little piglet.

Phred and me were walking home across the Moors, and we were suddenly confronted by Dirk's Diggler, who started screaming at us in a shrill voice full of gloom and whiskey. We ran.

Dirk's Diggler by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

Dirk Nowitzki's Sphincter 

The butt hole of NBA superstar Dirk Nowitzki.

Johnny- Dude Dirk Nowitzki is so good!
Tim- I hear Dirk Nowitzki's sphincter is rancid as hell.
Johnny-.....what?
Tim- I mean, yeah he is really good.

Dirk Nowitzki's Sphincter by Fillet-o-fetus April 28, 2010

Dirka's gonna dirk

A derogatory phrase used to explain the inevitable, violent, often explosive behavior encountered any time large groups of Islamic individuals gather.

Derived by substituting the word "Dirka" in place of "Hater", in the popular phrase "Hater's gonna hate."

"Dirka" being satirical, stereotypical gibberish spoken by Jihadists in the film "Team America: World Police."

The phrase is a modern day, shortened adaptation of the ancient parable "The Scorpion and the Frog" - a fable used to illustrate the view that the behavior of some creatures, or of some people, is irrepressible, no matter how they are treated and no matter what the consequences.

Civilized Person 1: "Dude, did you hear about that suicide bombing that killed all those women and children in Pakistan? Why would anybody strap a bomb to themselves and walk into a crowd of innocent people buying groceries?"

Civilized Person 2: "Dirka's gonna dirk."

Civilized Person 1: "Oh yeah, I forgot."

Dirka's gonna dirk by Mohamed Jihad May 19, 2013

Dirk Strider 

A character from Homestuck, Dirk Strider is the paradox brother of Dave Strider and the Prince of Heart (e.g. Destroyer of Souls).

"Don't mess with that guy, I hear he fights like Dirk Strider!"

Dirk Strider by Thatguy413 September 12, 2013

Dirk Strider 

A character in a webcomic called "Homestuck". An awesome dude who likes ill beats, smuppets and his pointy anime shades.

Roxy: omg Jak *Jake u totsally sond *sound liek Dirk Strider rigt now.

Dirk Strider by autumnalsolctice February 17, 2015

dirk shot 

attempting and making a ridiculous shot. Particularly in "fading away" fashion. Similar to the 2011 NBA Playoffs where Dirk Nowitzki went H.A.M. for two solid months and made multiple clutch dirk shots

While falling out of bounds, Dirk Nowitzki j'd the dirk shot over Lebron James to seal Game 6 of the NBA Finals

dirk shot by Drowe March 17, 2012

dirk storder 

An alternative (joke) name for the character Dirk Strider from homestuck.

"Who is dirk storder?"

"Dirk Strider?"
"Yeah, that's what I said, dirk storder 🙄"

dirk storder by maddestlad February 9, 2021