2 definitions by Fillet-o-fetus

Dirk Nowitzki's Sphincter

The butt hole of NBA superstar Dirk Nowitzki.

Johnny- Dude Dirk Nowitzki is so good!
Tim- I hear Dirk Nowitzki's sphincter is rancid as hell.
Johnny-.....what?
Tim- I mean, yeah he is really good.

by Fillet-o-fetus April 5, 2010

The stool elf

A mentally handicapped Midget, that deficates in little children's stockings on Christmas eve.

little timmy- mommy there is poo poo in my stocking
mother- oh fuck the stool elf got in the house.

wife- hey bob what is that hideous midget doing?
Bob- oh dont worry thats just the stool elf

by Fillet-o-fetus April 5, 2010