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Donglepuss 

Pronounced: don-gull-puss

Originally of Germanic origin, donglepuss was brought into popularity by chemistry students at UNC Chapel Hill for a generic word of “something dirty”. This word is also a substitute for anything in conversation, especially when attempting extreme perverted ambiguity. Additionally it is characterized under a sub-set of words, which are particularly addictive to say. (IE dinglepuss, close relative to the donglepuss, just smaller)
"Ow you ass hat, you kicked me in the donglepuss"

"Hello there young lady, would like you like me to pet your donglepuss"

"Dude did you see that guys donglepuss"

"Pass me the donglepuss"

dinkelpuss 

A person who's level of stupidity far exceeds that of the average idiot.

Most people fitting in this category lack enough intelligence to realize how stupid they really are.

When "idiot" just doesn't go far enough, there's dinkelpuss.
The guy who just cut me off in traffic has multiple scrapes and dents on the side of his car where he has clipped other vehicles. What a dinkelpuss!
dinkelpuss by escape from Murphy September 30, 2023

Dinglepuss 

1. Foolish or silly person, who does not think about the consequences of their actions prior to doing something that may be harmful to themselves or others.

2. To make thoughtless statements that can be interpreted as annoying or irritating to others.
1. I fell off the chair I was using to clean the refrigerator. You Dinglepuss! Why didn't you just use a ladder?

2. Did you hear what she said? That Dinglepuss comment is going to piss mommy off. Now we will never get to go to the party!
Dinglepuss by Tdbleday February 4, 2010

DinklePuff 

A person who breaks rules and doesn't care
You are a dinklepuff
DinklePuff by BIGMAC5 September 10, 2016

dinkelpuss 

1. An idiot a smart ass.
2. Often disguised as a decent guy, with a what wacked out hair do.
3. A guy who runs the dreams and often ruins the lives of many women around him.
4.Dinkel suggest connections to tinkle/urinate. Puss suggest kitten, or female body part (see pussy).

5. To piss unto pussy (female body part).

6. To piss unto puss (a festering wound)
7. To piss unto puss (a cat or feline)
8. The piss or tinkle out of or through a pussy. Either caused naturally or by a physical. deformity.
When dinkelpuss walked in this morning all the women went swanning their knees.

Look at that dinkelpuss, he has the craziest hair do!

He's such a dinkelpuss, last week he almost drowned my cat.

During love making I lost control of my bladder. I feel like such a dinkelpuss.

When in the jungle with not other medical equipment dinkelpuss is a good technique for disinfection!
dinkelpuss by ShineyMeizer September 13, 2014

Dinglepussy 

One or more dingleberries (a shit-hairball) lodged on the front of a woman.
When I went down on Sheila, I gagged from her DINGLEPUSSY, but I finished the act because I’m a man.
Dinglepussy by FelixTheCat11 December 30, 2022
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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