Dinkle Shit

An abnormaly large dinkleberry. Used to describe Fucktards.

Hey Joe, 2+2 is 5 right?
No Sally... you typical woman you, its not. 2+2 is 4... Fuckin' Dinkle shit.

by C-Dawg Fo Shizzle January 29, 2012

Dingle Shit

That shit that stays on your anus even though it's halfway out.

Dude 1: Yo, just had the worst dingle shit!
Dude 2: Why would I care, asshole?

by Mettabrawn February 28, 2017

Shit dingle

When someone is acting insanely immature and will not leave the kitchen, this is what they were called.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN YOU IMMATURE SHIT DINGLE! You're a sack of dirty cock.

by Kat Paris November 25, 2010

Shit-Dickle'ing

When you are doing anal with a partner, and said partner has loosened up to the point where feces have begun their journey towards the rectum. Your "John Thomas" is being surrounded with anal butter essentially pickling your schlong. In other words, "Shit-Dickle'ing".

Man: Oh my god what is happening?
Woman: Honey, you're evolving!
Man: NooooOOOooooOOoooo!
Man: You're Shit-Dickle'ing me!

by Sollathar June 16, 2015

you can go in dog shit, dingle balls

A phrase that can be used when one wants someone to leave, now, esp. if that someone is being annoying to the point of asking for a serious ass beating.

Annoying person: "give me something of value and I will go in peace"

person being annoyed: "you can go in dog shit, dingle balls, I've heard about enough out of you."

by wichita November 11, 2006

Dingleshit

Poo nugget that hangs from your nut hair.

That dood has some rad Dingleshit goin' on!

by Brad April 26, 2004

dinkleshmit

1. the male penis
2. Andy
3. any stupid person

"Andy, you fucking dinkleshmit! Get your dick off my face!"

"Yo, stop being a dinkleshmit. Chop it off already!"

Fuck! My dinkleshmit is too big!!

by poopfaceodjfk;la April 26, 2009