Dingleshard

A dingleshard is a shattered dinglespackle that used to be a dingleberry until it was sat on & squished, & is pokey & itchy.
If you've ever sat down & felt a poke or 2 in your bum, that was a dingleshard.
by TwampDog December 04, 2018
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Ruddergrumble

Cooter lips that hang like a rudder, but look mad as if grumbling about something.
Ruddergrumbles are the best!
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Dinglespackle

That dinglespackle feels like I sat in gum.
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Dinglejuice

Dinglejuice is what's released from the dinglespackle that was once a dingleberry.
The dinglejuice feels cold now, hopefully it won't leak.
by TwampDog December 04, 2018
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