TwampDog's definitions

Dinglespackle

A flattened dingleberry.

That dinglespackle feels like I sat in gum.

by TwampDog December 4, 2018

Dinglejuice

Dinglejuice is what's released from the dinglespackle that was once a dingleberry.

The dinglejuice feels cold now, hopefully it won't leak.

by TwampDog December 4, 2018

Dingleshard

A dingleshard is a shattered dinglespackle that used to be a dingleberry until it was sat on & squished, & is pokey & itchy.

If you've ever sat down & felt a poke or 2 in your bum, that was a dingleshard.

by TwampDog December 4, 2018

Ruddergrumble

Cooter lips that hang like a rudder, but look mad as if grumbling about something.

Ruddergrumbles are the best!

by TwampDog December 4, 2018