Urban Dictionary: Definitions by TwampDog

Dinglespackle

That dinglespackle feels like I sat in gum.

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Dinglejuice is what's released from the dinglespackle that was once a dingleberry.

The dinglejuice feels cold now, hopefully it won't leak.

Dinglejuice by TwampDog December 4, 2018

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A dingleshard is a shattered dinglespackle that used to be a dingleberry until it was sat on & squished, & is pokey & itchy.

If you've ever sat down & felt a poke or 2 in your bum, that was a dingleshard.

Dingleshard by TwampDog December 4, 2018

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Cooter lips that hang like a rudder, but look mad as if grumbling about something.

Ruddergrumbles are the best!

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