dingleshard
A small piece of shit that hangs from your asshole while taking a shit, it can be held by hair or string but you usually must have to shake it or pull it off.
dingleshard by cjezioro September 15, 2010
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Dingleshard
A dingleshard is a shattered dinglespackle that used to be a dingleberry until it was sat on & squished, & is pokey & itchy.
Dingleshard by TwampDog December 4, 2018
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"Did you see thise crumbs in that guys beard?"
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"Yeah someone should give him some tissues for those dinglebeardies.."
Dinglebeardies by gtothedtothem November 21, 2011
dinglechad
A dinglechad is simplified for a chode which is a penis longer in width than length. Adding the dingle makes it sound better. People can use the word chode to describe someone who is acting like a dickhead.
dinglechad by shaomethemoney January 10, 2018
Dangleshadow
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