dingleshard

A small piece of shit that hangs from your asshole while taking a shit, it can be held by hair or string but you usually must have to shake it or pull it off.

Fuck my life... I had to pull off a dingleshard earlier with my fingers it would not come loose.

by cjezioro September 15, 2010

Dingleshard

A dingleshard is a shattered dinglespackle that used to be a dingleberry until it was sat on & squished, & is pokey & itchy.

If you've ever sat down & felt a poke or 2 in your bum, that was a dingleshard.

by TwampDog December 4, 2018

Dinglesnarf

When you snort a line of cocaine off of your own penis.

The college boys got caught by the cops for dinglesnarfing.

by Daisy Doooooks September 27, 2019

Dinglebeardies

Food that gets stuck on someones beard after eating. Also see dingleberries

"Did you see thise crumbs in that guys beard?"
"Yeah someone should give him some tissues for those dinglebeardies.."

by gtothedtothem November 21, 2011

dinglechad

A dinglechad is simplified for a chode which is a penis longer in width than length. Adding the dingle makes it sound better. People can use the word chode to describe someone who is acting like a dickhead.

Caiden... stop being such a dinglechad!

by shaomethemoney January 10, 2018

Dangleshadow

When movies want to imply peen without going full peep show

Wow Deadpool sure contains a lot of dangleshadow

by eerie leer April 9, 2020

dingleshart

When you dedicate and it takes a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe clean.

Man I just ate taco bell and I've got a mean case of the dingleshart!!!

by tHe sD jOkEr April 29, 2022