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Ding-dong dick me down 

Ding dong dick me down can also be abbreviated to DDDMD. This can be used when you are ready to get that dick and nothing is going to stop you. Ding dong bitch gimme that dick.
Ding-dong dick me down daddy

Ring ding meditation 

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.
Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation

Pm Dm Ding Dong meh 

Everyone has an abbreviation for private messaging someone so I added some lulz.

Now you can say "pm dm ding dong meh" like you're ringing the doorbell on the private message box.

If you think it's stupid that would be because it is and so are you. Don't like it? Pm dm ding dong meh and cry moar.
If you want to get ahold of me just pm dm ding dong meh.

Don't post in the comment section just pm dm ding dong meh.

Pm me or Dm me or whatever. Just pm dm ding dong meh ffs.
Pm Dm Ding Dong meh by Lulz§wag February 11, 2021

Pm Dm Ding Dong meh 

Everyone has an abbreviation for private messaging someone so I added some lulz.

Now you can say "pm dm ding dong meh" like you're ringing the doorbell on the private message box.

If you think it's stupid that would be because it is and so are you. Don't like it? Pm dm ding dong meh and cry moar.
If you want to get ahold of me just pm dm ding dong meh.

Don't post in the comment section just pm dm ding dong meh.

Pm me or Dm me or whatever. Just pm dm ding dong meh ffs.
Pm Dm Ding Dong meh by Lulz§wag February 11, 2021

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch 

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch by Phlip_side September 12, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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