Ding

A way of describing the town of Reading, Berkshire, in the United Kingdom.

"Mate, we need to get down the Ding for a smash up"

by The Cantoons October 12, 2007

Ding

A small penis.

It was more like a ding than a dong, it looked like a button on a fur coat.

by Jezbollah September 17, 2012

Ding

A small dent in my car caused by some cretin opening his car door into me. Could also be caused by a kid pushing an overloaded shopping cart through the parking lot.

Goddamnit! Lookit that frigging DING. I'll kill the bastard.

by Tom LaBelle February 08, 2005

Ding

Another word used in terms of CHAV.
it is relevant to the high pitched tone of their voice.

Alan: no we will get stabbed by dings!

by Gerrrr September 29, 2009

Ding

1) Only a small dent.
2) To punch someone in the head- hard enough to hurt their pride, but not hard enough to keep them from seeking vengeance.

Joe: I wonder after that night I hit Richard in the head in the Bar.
Mike: What is this all about?
Barry (to Mike): He dinged Richard. (Ha ha ha.)

by skydog70 February 21, 2011

Ding

Another word for idiot.

Did you hear about that new kid?
Oh yeah, he's such a ding.

by Cool guy 26 October 20, 2016

Ding

The word 'Ding' is a gaming word for the phrase 'I levelled up'.

'Ding' messages are usually reserved for friends, or your members of your guild- as people in the general chat show hostility to your level-up.

May appear from time to time as part of another word; eg. 'Ding Dong', 'Ding-a-ling'. etc.

Feelings of joy and happiness usually surround this word, increasing in intensity with higher levelled 'dings'.

Me 'Ding!' ... Friend 'Grats!' ... GZ

'Gary Coleman, I'm only three bars away from a ding'

'I'm going to get my ding then log'

by Kev R Smith May 15, 2007