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Ding' Dong' 

A person who doesn't understand the art of talking smack , jokes just go right over their head . A silly person , hillbilly white, red neck type of person . Who falls in love with the wrong Cali girl
No Ding' Dong' Your Not Supposed To Miss Me I Just Want You To Be Happy and Not Feel Sad Because I'm Not There.
Now Go On To Bahamas Enjoy Yourself Have Fun Ding' Dong'
Ding' Dong' by Cali'dat May 20, 2018
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ding-dong 

A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.
That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!
ding-dong by moi April 20, 2004

ding-dong 

the part of you thats near ur waist, its also the body part that gets hella hard.
Friend: hey friend, whats going up in your pants
Friend 2: its my ding-dong, its hard because the teacher is hella hot brudda.
ding-dong by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021

Ding Dong! 

An exclamation of excitement for something gone right.
Adam: Hey, that bartender gave us free beers!
Cody: Well Ding Dong!!!
Ding Dong! by Monoga August 21, 2020

ding-dong 

The sound a doorbell makes.
The shiny doorbell went ding-dong.
ding-dong by stupdawg April 20, 2009

Ding Dong 

The penal area of a man's genitalia
Ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong....

-Gunther and The Sunshine Girls
Ding Dong by David Greiner May 6, 2005

ding dong 

A city in Texas:

Ding Dong, Texas
G: I live in Ding Dong
D: fag...
ding dong by DDDD January 24, 2008
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