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An amalgamation of the words 'dildo' and 'douche.' A dildouche is more commonly referred to as a choch
Oh my god, Phillip. You're such a dildouche.
dildouche by silentjay April 9, 2007
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A larger more intense type of dildo

similar to a fast moving dildo in your clit
"dildos don't please me anymore," said the english teacher Ms. Litwack
Her friend Dr. Gaylord replied, "Why don't you just use a better more pleasing Dilmo"
Dilmo by morris krpofd March 13, 2008

Dilhouette 

A silhouette of an individual’s nude penis outlined by a lighter background.
When my girl and I were fucking, Jon opened the door and we could see his dilhouette in the doorway ready to join in.
Dilhouette by Tinderguys November 30, 2018

Dilmonic Possession 

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.
Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.

dilmoose 

(1) A moose with a dildo in every orifice.
(2) A meal consisting of moose meat seasoned with dil.
(1)Holy shit! A dilmoose!
(2)This dilmoose tastes great!
dilmoose by Callum Morton August 6, 2006
A strong bond. A love that lasts forever. Dilys and Louis.
I want my relationship to be like dilouis!
dilouis by nowzts January 21, 2021
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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