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An amalgamation of the words 'dildo' and 'douche.' A dildouche is more commonly referred to as a choch
Oh my god, Phillip. You're such a dildouche.
dildouche by silentjay April 9, 2007
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A larger more intense type of dildo

similar to a fast moving dildo in your clit
"dildos don't please me anymore," said the english teacher Ms. Litwack
Her friend Dr. Gaylord replied, "Why don't you just use a better more pleasing Dilmo"
Dilmo by morris krpofd March 13, 2008

Dilhouette 

A silhouette of an individual’s nude penis outlined by a lighter background.
When my girl and I were fucking, Jon opened the door and we could see his dilhouette in the doorway ready to join in.
Dilhouette by Tinderguys November 30, 2018

Dilmonic Possession 

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.
Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.

dilmoose 

(1) A moose with a dildo in every orifice.
(2) A meal consisting of moose meat seasoned with dil.
(1)Holy shit! A dilmoose!
(2)This dilmoose tastes great!
dilmoose by Callum Morton August 6, 2006
A strong bond. A love that lasts forever. Dilys and Louis.
dilouis by nowzts January 21, 2021