A mythical being with a penis that gets larger every time it is used. Legend says that the size of it's penis is now inconceivable. People say they have seen this creature in the southern parts of India disguised as a little boy with dark skin.

Damn boy! Your dick so big, you look like dildodongusrex!

Dildodongusrex by irchmirch September 2, 2021

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dildodongulus

A dildodongulus is a monstrous sized penis

That they have found after digging up soil in the town of Echuca, Victoria, Australia.

Particularly used by T Rex’s and sauropod’s

Almost up to 79 inches long and 50 inches thick this long medieval device was used for infertile dinosaurs in the Jurassic and Cretaceous period.

Later used in the ice age for dinners and bath soap

Wow Amanda sure does love riding her dildodongulus

dildodongulus by Bigoldad November 14, 2021

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Dildodore

play on the name Dumbledore, the head master of Hogwarts, used to describe someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter series and watches the movies as if they're documentaries.

"you know that wierd kid who sits at the back of the class?"

"you mean the one who owns all the Harry Potter books and brings them to class and justs sits in the back and reads them over and over every day?"

"yeah. what a Dildodore."

Dildodore by suq madiq August 5, 2009

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Dildodove

A beauty found in school grounds , the dildo dove is a rare species found in the abandones grounds of schools for seniors. A bird that Shits on its pray. Sir valence the first was a preditor when he got shitten on by the blessings of oat meal on the sirs head. Dildo dove has been inspiring us for milleniums and will always be our number one.

Dildodove I love you alot

Dildodove by Garida January 10, 2018

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