A mythical being with a penis that gets larger every time it is used. Legend says that the size of it's penis is now inconceivable. People say they have seen this creature in the southern parts of India disguised as a little boy with dark skin.
Damn boy! Your dick so big, you look like dildodongusrex!
play on the name Dumbledore, the head master of Hogwarts, used to describe someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter series and watches the movies as if they're documentaries.
"you know that wierd kid who sits at the back of the class?"
"you mean the one who owns all the Harry Potter books and brings them to class and justs sits in the back and reads them over and over every day?"
A beauty found in school grounds , the dildo dove is a rare species found in the abandones grounds of schools for seniors. A bird that Shits on its pray. Sir valence the first was a preditor when he got shitten on by the blessings of oat meal on the sirs head. Dildo dove has been inspiring us for milleniums and will always be our number one.