Dilgoat

A sex toy made by inserting a rigid object such as a pencil into the urethra of a severed goat penis to keep it stiff enough for use.

Mike had to go to hospital because his dilgoat got stuck in his butt

by Seentoomuch April 16, 2023

Dildoating

When you put your phone on vibrate. This is usually said about girls phones.

Mike: Susanne! Your phone is dildoating again!
Sussane: Oh....whoops.

by A.H. November 5, 2005

dildoation

The act of getting dildoed; to have a dildo inserted into oneself.

Susan was put through a rigorous session of dildoation in order to join the sorority.

by matt blockner September 3, 2013

Dildoa™

a dildo-shaped tube used by women while in bed if they are too lazy to get up to take a piss. usually, a bucket sits on the floor and the Dildoa™ will lead into the bucket to be dumped out later. can also double as an actual dildo

I have to pee so bad... I really wish I had my Dildoa™ right about now

by spuddypotat September 28, 2017