What a dilfus!
by Doug Foster March 3, 2004
Get the Dilfus mug.a heartbreaking disease in which you only experience attraction to men too old for you e.g jim hopper or obi wan kenobi (specifically in his series)
by i like men three times my age June 1, 2022
Get the dilfism mug.Related Words
Dilfus
• diffuser
• dilfism
• Diffusion
• dilfstars
• dillus
• dillusional
• diffuse
• Diffused Downstem
• dildus
A modified down tube for a water pipe that instead of just having one large hole opening into the water, instead the glass comes to a closed tip, along which are several smaller holes. This supposedly cools the smoke before being inhaled by diffusing (spreading) the smoke over a larger area.
Fuck, smashed my down tube cleaning it. Replaced it with a diffuser instead so my smoke should be cooler.
by jettt December 1, 2006
Get the diffuser mug.My assumption is that she's in a state of diffusentration.
by Fearless Inquirer November 2, 2010
Get the Diffusentration mug.1st Definition: The theory surrounding the proper classification of a man as a "DILF".
2nd Definition: A disease which alters the mind into finding men over the age of 38 attractive.
Commonly found in young adults, DILFism affects one's perception of a "hot person". To classify someone as a DILF, they must meet the three requirements of a) having children, b) being over the age of 38, and/or c) having played OR been a father.
Symptoms of DILFism include:
- "simping" or feeling a sensation of ovulation when presented with an attractive older man
- strong romantic and/or sexual feelings towards men that a) have children, b) are over the age of 38, or c) have played a dad in a movie, TV show, Grammarly commercial, etc.
- finding geriatric or men over the age of 38 attractive
- creating a worshipping site for a man classified as a "DILF"
- and much, much, MUCH more
2nd Definition: A disease which alters the mind into finding men over the age of 38 attractive.
Commonly found in young adults, DILFism affects one's perception of a "hot person". To classify someone as a DILF, they must meet the three requirements of a) having children, b) being over the age of 38, and/or c) having played OR been a father.
Symptoms of DILFism include:
- "simping" or feeling a sensation of ovulation when presented with an attractive older man
- strong romantic and/or sexual feelings towards men that a) have children, b) are over the age of 38, or c) have played a dad in a movie, TV show, Grammarly commercial, etc.
- finding geriatric or men over the age of 38 attractive
- creating a worshipping site for a man classified as a "DILF"
- and much, much, MUCH more
Person A: "Damn, Jon Bernthal is so fine, he puts me in heat"
Person B: "I think you suffer from 'DILFism'"
Person A: "Why do you say that"
Person B: "Because you are simping over a 46 year-old man"
Person A: "You're right! I am suffering from DILFism"
Person B: "I think you suffer from 'DILFism'"
Person A: "Why do you say that"
Person B: "Because you are simping over a 46 year-old man"
Person A: "You're right! I am suffering from DILFism"
by anonymous December 31, 2022
Get the DILFism mug.“bruh zoe simps over like,, 5 of her friends’ dads.....”
“it’s called dilfism dumbass!! anyways,, any of you want a stepmom?”
“it’s called dilfism dumbass!! anyways,, any of you want a stepmom?”
by kurapikers February 1, 2021
Get the dilfism mug."im so diffusilated"
"why?"
"im happy my cuzin is comin ova but im sad cuz i have to miss my date wit ryan"
"why?"
"im happy my cuzin is comin ova but im sad cuz i have to miss my date wit ryan"
by Chrys823 May 2, 2009
Get the diffusilated mug.