Dilfus

Idiot, moron, Mr Stonefield; or the tip of the penis.

What a dilfus!

Dilfus by Doug Foster March 3, 2004

dilfism

a heartbreaking disease in which you only experience attraction to men too old for you e.g jim hopper or obi wan kenobi (specifically in his series)

i have a serious case of dilfism, i have a crush on obi wan kenobi

dilfism by i like men three times my age June 1, 2022

diffuser 

A modified down tube for a water pipe that instead of just having one large hole opening into the water, instead the glass comes to a closed tip, along which are several smaller holes. This supposedly cools the smoke before being inhaled by diffusing (spreading) the smoke over a larger area.

Fuck, smashed my down tube cleaning it. Replaced it with a diffuser instead so my smoke should be cooler.

diffuser by jettt December 1, 2006

Diffusentration 

An alert but passive state of attention.

My assumption is that she's in a state of diffusentration.

Diffusentration by Fearless Inquirer November 2, 2010

DILFism

1st Definition: The theory surrounding the proper classification of a man as a "DILF".
2nd Definition: A disease which alters the mind into finding men over the age of 38 attractive.

Commonly found in young adults, DILFism affects one's perception of a "hot person". To classify someone as a DILF, they must meet the three requirements of a) having children, b) being over the age of 38, and/or c) having played OR been a father.

Symptoms of DILFism include:
- "simping" or feeling a sensation of ovulation when presented with an attractive older man
- strong romantic and/or sexual feelings towards men that a) have children, b) are over the age of 38, or c) have played a dad in a movie, TV show, Grammarly commercial, etc.
- finding geriatric or men over the age of 38 attractive
- creating a worshipping site for a man classified as a "DILF"
- and much, much, MUCH more

Person A: "Damn, Jon Bernthal is so fine, he puts me in heat"

Person B: "I think you suffer from 'DILFism'"

Person A: "Why do you say that"

Person B: "Because you are simping over a 46 year-old man"

Person A: "You're right! I am suffering from DILFism"

DILFism by anonymous December 31, 2022

dilfism

the practice of simping over old men who look married and rich

“bruh zoe simps over like,, 5 of her friends’ dads.....”
“it’s called dilfism dumbass!! anyways,, any of you want a stepmom?”

dilfism by kurapikers February 1, 2021

diffusilated 

to have different emotions at the same time

"im so diffusilated"
"why?"
"im happy my cuzin is comin ova but im sad cuz i have to miss my date wit ryan"

diffusilated by Chrys823 May 2, 2009