dillusional
dillusional by Syldra August 28, 2006
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dillusional
The incorrect way of spelling "delusional" sometimes used while secretly snapchatting during long Charlie Brown rehearsals. People who use this word will believe that delusional is truly spelled d-i-l-l-u-s-i-o-n-a-l, however, they are just suffering from a dill pickle hangover.
dillusional by All about that Brase December 18, 2015
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dillusional
Being dillusional is only half as serious as experiencing a dillemma, in dat you are merely missing your favorite condiment, rather than also wishing dat you had a significant other named Emma.
dillusional by QuacksO May 16, 2022
Cum-Dillusional Syndrome
AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..
Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...
Cum-Dillusional Syndrome by secretlovaaah February 7, 2009
a dillusional bitch
a dillusional bitch is merely a psychotic bitch that will sell a dream so well that she will believe her own bullshit illusions, a dillusional bitch will find a way to fuck the whole world up around you because she is so fucking dillusional and will do whatever it takes to find a way to ruin your fucking life. fuck dillusional bitches, these bitches can be so fucking retarded that they literally become what we define as dillusional bitches.
amy said she was pregnant, but wanted to have a baby so bad that she was so dillusional to the fact the pregnancy test was negative but strongly believed it was positive to the point she was dillusional to her own illusions. this is symptoms of a dillusional bitch.
a dillusional bitch by mrdelgottorobotto69 November 14, 2022
delusional
Believing something to be true that is clearly not. Someone who is not thinking clearly. Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is obviously false.
delusional by youreajackass April 16, 2014
Delusional
When someone clings to the opinions in their head despite the facts. Often times these people do not want to measure the accuracy of their opinions and believe their situation is overly unique.
Tom is delusional, he thinks he is the best parent in the world but his kid is 4 years old and cant spell his own name.
Delusional by Dilemmas.co November 16, 2020
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