Skip to main content

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
Related Words

Digestin' Clothes 

The old, comfy sweats that you put on after eating a huge meal.
Uggh, I shouldn't have eaten that 3rd Big Mac. I need my digestin' clothes.
Digestin' Clothes by Chief2000 January 19, 2009

auto-fellaciatic digestion 

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.
Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

DigereeDooDoo 

The wettest shit humanly possible that a person can take
After a crazy night of partying and take-out I took the worst DigereeDooDoo, it smelt sacreligious and wrong...
DigereeDooDoo by Lairdz December 3, 2009
Where every teenage girl their thinks they are the shit. Also most boys think they are all in the hood.
Ew he's from dighton
Dighton by Ya heard February 16, 2017

dogehouse 

An audio-chat app that is going to the moon
"What's that on the moon"
"It's the crater that dogehouse left after it landed on the moon and decided to go further...to the Andromeda galaxy"
dogehouse by nashetime April 5, 2021