Dieco 

like gieco but for your dike. Insure your dike so she don't get screwed by someone else.

Dieco saved me hundreds of dollars in just minutes. Call to insure your dike now!

Dieco by Joseph W. March 14, 2008

dark deco 

the style of animation used in batman the animated series. The cartoon was drawn onto black paper to enhance the dark atmosphere of the show

batman the animated series created the dark deco technique

dark deco by sunner October 16, 2008

Deconstituted 

To have reduced something substantially, to the point where said thing is no longer sufficiently complete to be considered to be that thing, prior to an action's being performed to reconstitute it.

Note: Reconstitution may require a single simple step (such as adding boiling water), or a complex plurality of steps, but the potential for returning said thing to its original form must have been intended for deconstitution to have taken place. If reconstitution was not intended, then the thing was merely destroyed/consumed/ruined etc.

Example 1:

Son: "Do we have any Thai green curry left?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the cupboard. It's deconstituted, though, so you'll need to add two cans of coconut milk, some basil, and toss in some chicken meat, and then cook it on medium-high for about 10 minutes."

Son: "So that's a "no", then."

Example 2:

Lawyer: "I got those files you sent me in my email, but I can't do anything with them. I sent them to my IT people, and they couldn't even identify what they were supposed to be? They must have become corrupted in transfer."

Client: "No, no - they were deconstituted, on purpose, for security reasons. I don't trust public key crypto, and these documents contain critical stuff which is for your eyes & ears only. Now that I have you on the phone, I'll give you the link and password for where you can get the reconstitution tools and the holdback portion, so you can decode them."

Lawyer: "Cool! Give'em to me... Wait, did you say "eyes and ears"?

Client: "Yeah, there's two textual documents, four image files, and a 5 minute video of me explaining how the process works, for your patent guys. Anyway, point your browser to ....., and login as your last name, with the password 'bananahammock'"

Deconstituted by Johnny Soporno February 7, 2010

International Decode Day

International Decode Day is on March 11th, according to the Geometry Dash forums. Started by Geometry Dash player Noice, it is the day where the holy Geometry Dash level, "Decode" by Rek3dge is played annually across the entire Geometry Dash community. Typically, videos of the level will be uploaded to YouTube on this day from various dashers on the platform, by both popular and lesser known figures.

Gamer: Hey bro what day is it today?
Dasher: March 11th, do you know what that means?
Gamer: No, what does it mean?
Dasher: IT'S INTERNATIONAL DECODE DAY

International Decode Day by AdashioX October 23, 2019

décolletage ministry 

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant décolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.

Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing décolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.

décolletage ministry by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

Workers Decompensation 

When a mental health crisis occurs as a result of the slow and substandard medical care available following a workplace injury.

Off work for more than six months, his was a clear and sadly, preventable case of Workers Decompensation.

Workers Decompensation by Dr Bunnygirl December 22, 2018

buttocks décolletage

Buttocks décolletage is a fashion in which the person deliberately wears her jeans or other clothing short or low enough to expose the upper part of the cheeks and crack.

The dress I tried on allowed too much buttocks décolletage, even for the Gulf Coast beach hangouts.

buttocks décolletage by eViL pOp TaRt January 7, 2007