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My didli is hard broski
Didli by motherfreakenbean July 22, 2017
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daddy dialing 

An activity where a girl, while having sex, calls her parents on the phone and attempts to have a normal conversation with them.
My new GF is really into daddy dialing, she says she loves the "danger" of it
daddy dialing by xoxolol April 2, 2011
Related Words
didlio Didli didlick didlido Didlie didling Didlit Diddies Didi Diddling

dadliest 

A person who behaves in the manner the stereotypical dad would. This includes, but is not limited to, Hawaiian Shirts, dead memes, and the regular dad joke.

One need not be a dad to earn the title of "The Dadliest."
Paul: Guys, let's go get some food. I'm really hungry.
James: OH, NICE TO MEET YOU, REALLY HUNGRY! I'M JAMES! *dabs*
Tom: James, you truly are the dadliest of them all.
dadliest by akuwardmoments December 31, 2017

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

donk dialing 

A variant of pocket dialing whereby sitting on a phone causes it to call someone. Usaully caused when you leave your phone in your back pockets and sit on it.
Sorry about donk dialing you, I just sat down with my phone in my back pocket.
donk dialing by Rachael B. :) June 3, 2009

diclimaticoitus

Upon reaching climax, it is the fluid bi-product that posts itself on the penis and the vagina after sexual intercourse.
After a stimulating and mutual orgasmic night of love making, the moon light captured the silky, glistening coat of diclimaticoitus on the man penis and the woman vagina.
diclimaticoitus by Le FOX 24 August 11, 2012

U Diddit Rong 

U Diddit Rong is a satire YouTube channel ran by Skye. Her name U Diddit Rong comes from when ex vegans quit veganism because they got sick and were told "you did it wrong" because veganism is a cult not a lifestyle.

Skye is very smart. Skye makes fun of stupid people like SJWs and makes funny memes about them. Her memes are smart.

U Diddit Rong fanbase is called Team Rong.
I am a member of Team Rong because I watch U Diddit Rong and Skye is very smart.
U Diddit Rong by MikeTheIncel July 7, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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