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1. An ignorant person
2. An asshole
3. A person you would say dur to.
4. Literally, 'dick licker'
Keyon: That was a corny joke.
Akil: Shut up, dirlick!
dirlick by Jacklyn Moore May 12, 2007
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didickle 

When u pull your dick out of a butthole and it is a fudgesicle(meaning it has shat on it). After this occurs your dick is now known as a didickle.
he has a didickle, that kids a didickle, woah i got a nice didickle last night
didickle by strangbean123 April 16, 2010
Used instead of dick or penis to represent the male sex organ. Could also be used as a verb, similar to dick.
Noun: Sexually, that girl worshipped my diddick like a cross.

Verb: That chick with the herpes? Yeah, I diddicked her last year, pre-disease...
Diddick by Young Beano May 19, 2005
slang for dick, penis, or man genitals
"... it's the gifted prolifted one, known as bald head slick, why is all the press up on my didick." - gangstarr - you know my steez
didick by AppKid November 5, 2006
Alternate version of dislike. Used when either drunk or stoned, and by this other beautiful girl I know.
Dude: Oh man you see dat waitress, she was a ho, I dislicked her from the beginning.
Dude2: Yesh and I dislick ur mom.
dislick by shaneS44 December 24, 2007
a prosthetic created using a dildo to replace one's penis. The middle is usually hollowed out to allow urine to pass through.
Billus: "Hey, did you hear about Garvin, he was in a bad car wreck and his dick was cut off in the windshield."

Samule: "Oh yeah I heard, but the docs gave him a dildick, so he's good to go."
dildick by Marvelous Mark May 17, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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