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The act of shoving a rolled up newspaper into a rectum cavity
"Jack was didling me with a newspaper on the bus"
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daddy dialing 

An activity where a girl, while having sex, calls her parents on the phone and attempts to have a normal conversation with them.
My new GF is really into daddy dialing, she says she loves the "danger" of it
daddy dialing by xoxolol April 2, 2011

donk dialing 

A variant of pocket dialing whereby sitting on a phone causes it to call someone. Usaully caused when you leave your phone in your back pockets and sit on it.
Sorry about donk dialing you, I just sat down with my phone in my back pocket.
donk dialing by Rachael B. :) June 3, 2009

BUTT DIALING 

BUTT DIALING; When you accidentally sit on your cell phone and dial someone up and don't realize it.Can result in serious damage to your friendships, particularly if you are talking about them or revealing information about yourself you might not have wished to share.
Call recipient-'Were you trying to call me?' Inadvertent Butt Caller-'No, what are you talking about?' Call recipient-'You keep dialing me up, and all I hear is background noise.' Alternate, less pleasant, Call recipient-"You asshole, I heard what you were saying about me!' Butt Caller to self: 'Oh my god, I've been Butt Dialing again1'
Having to disagree with.
Somebody say.. Hey this music is great!
I would say.. Disling.
Disling by MiddleEastBeast92 June 12, 2009

dialing coach 

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.
Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.

Dilinglashlong

A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.
Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
Dilinglashlong by matBobross June 17, 2018
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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