Diddle Dick

When someone cums after only two strokes.

He has a fucking diddle dick, it's dissapointing as fuck.

Diddle Dick by Wantsomefuck? December 30, 2016

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diddly dick

Something with absolutely no use or function.

Something that does not work.

These scissors don't do diddly dick!

diddly dick by AVGNfan May 31, 2009

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Diddle-Dicking Around

Wasting your time doing something, when you're supposed to be doing something else.

Dad: Quit diddle-dicking around, we've got to go!
Son: Yes, dad..

Diddle-Dicking Around by BANDG33K_2009 March 26, 2011

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dick diddly

I know dick diddly in my calculus class

dick diddly by FalseBrit December 18, 2017

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diddledick

when you draw a picture when the semen or piss out of your dick and or cock

man Storm thats a great diddledick you drew there!

diddledick by deeznutshomeboy April 26, 2011

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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