diddledick

when you draw a picture when the semen or piss out of your dick and or cock

man Storm thats a great diddledick you drew there!

by deeznutshomeboy April 26, 2011

Fiddledicking

To waste time, mess around, goof off.

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior May 11, 2016

Fiddledick

A backstabber that gets a friend to introduce him to his cheating lover's boyfriend or husband to become best pals with another guy and cover his tracks as he cheats and backstabs.

Wow, Paul got fiddledicked by fiddlerick.

by 8trackgto June 4, 2017

Piddledicking

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

Dimbledick

A derogatory term a boy may call a girl while they are having sexual intercourse and she keeps going not realizing he already came.

Corey said "Katie, you are such a dimbledick, i already came!"

by katesroomie October 12, 2010

middledicker

/ˈmɪdldɪkər / noun

The middledicker, a new form of flipping the bird, involving one buddy's hand and the other buddy's boner.
Taking a fist and holding it up like you would be flipping someone off, your buddy would then line up his erect penis behind the fist where the middle finger would be, thus creating the illusion of flipping the bird.

Can also be accomplished alone.

"Hey Dan, Steven just cheated at beer pong. Let's give him the middledicker."

by Dicker November 11, 2013

riddledick

A penis that everyone makes fun of.

When he whipped out his weiner, everyone laughed at his riddledick.

by jasom February 9, 2004