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Fiddledicking 

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.

Fiddledick 

A backstabber that gets a friend to introduce him to his cheating lover's boyfriend or husband to become best pals with another guy and cover his tracks as he cheats and backstabs.
Wow, Paul got fiddledicked by fiddlerick.
Fiddledick by 8trackgto June 4, 2017

Piddledicking 

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.
Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!
Piddledicking by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

Dimbledick 

A derogatory term a boy may call a girl while they are having sexual intercourse and she keeps going not realizing he already came.
Corey said "Katie, you are such a dimbledick, i already came!"
Dimbledick by katesroomie October 12, 2010

middledicker 

/ˈmɪdldɪkər / noun

The middledicker, a new form of flipping the bird, involving one buddy's hand and the other buddy's boner.
Taking a fist and holding it up like you would be flipping someone off, your buddy would then line up his erect penis behind the fist where the middle finger would be, thus creating the illusion of flipping the bird.

Can also be accomplished alone.
"Hey Dan, Steven just cheated at beer pong. Let's give him the middledicker."
middledicker by Dicker November 11, 2013

riddledick 

A penis that everyone makes fun of.
When he whipped out his weiner, everyone laughed at his riddledick.
riddledick by jasom February 9, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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