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Diddle doo

Someone with a small bent cock.
It is often frowned upon in society.
I’m so sad it got stuck half way. I wish I was not a diddle doo
Don’t go for him he has a diddle doo
Diddle doo by Chick Magnet6996 June 17, 2020

Diddle doo

Do not go for him he has a diddle doo
Diddle doo by Chick Magnet6996 June 17, 2020

Diddle doo

Someone who has a small bent cock.
Often frowned upon in society.
Omg worst time ever. Danny stopped after 2 inches he couldn’t get the third in because of the angle. I hate diddle doos
Diddle doo by Chick Magnet6996 June 17, 2020

foo diddle doo 

When someone is bored in a discord chat room and wants to talk to people but doesn't know how to get their attention.
Random person: FOO DIDDLE DOO ;-;
Some other dude: yo wtf??
Same random person: oh hai how ya doin? owo

Ding Dang Diddley Doo 

Hey Jumarcus, pass that ding dang diddley doo over here.

Dip Domp Diddley Doo 

Your mom is fat
Accept this or Barney will be in ur room tonight

Random filler dip domp diddley doo
Dip Domp Diddley Doo by Mr. AAAAAAA December 1, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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